Outlast (out-last’) Verb – to survive, outlive, last longer than. 21 souls. Isolated from civilization. Isolated from the ones they love. Well…most of them. Er…well…maybe the majority of them at least. A MINORITY of them, definitely! Definitely some of them are isolated from the ones they love. Where was I? Oh yeah, these souls, stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only their wits and a ton of camping gear to keep them alive.
21 souls. No way of knowing what will happen next. No way of knowing where the next challenge lies. And NO…WAY…OUT…
…except through the path of utter and total humiliation…
…or the path of ultimate victory…
The people – Boy Scouts ½ Cast members from all parts of the Boy Scouts ½ Universe!
The desolate prison they must live on – Moses Scout Reservation!
The Goal - SURVIVAL!
21 souls. No way of knowing what will happen next. No way of knowing where the next challenge lies. And NO…WAY…OUT…
…except through the path of utter and total humiliation…
…or the path of ultimate victory…
The people – Boy Scouts ½ Cast members from all parts of the Boy Scouts ½ Universe!
The desolate prison they must live on – Moses Scout Reservation!
The Goal - SURVIVAL!
Produced by Jason “BoneparteOzaki” Bertovich
with Matthew Atanian
Episode 1
“It’s all Down Hill from Here…”
with Matthew Atanian
Episode 1
“It’s all Down Hill from Here…”
Hi! Welcome to the first episode of what will soon be a cultural phenomena, the Outlast-the-Other-Guys Challenge! But before we start, let’s just introduce a few things that will become familiar in no time…
The O.T.O.G.C. is different from other stories that you may have seen within the BS½ universe in that it is written in in something closer to a script format rather then in narrative prose. When any words are in between a set of asterisks (*) this indicates an action of the characters, or sets apart a brief narrative moment.
Also, occasionally, the words ‘Private Confession’ will show up. In order to catch feeling that one gets from these lame ‘reality shows’ occasionally the characters will talk to a camera on what’s going on inside their own heads. Just visualize these characters talking privately in black and white and you’ve got the idea…
Well, hope that didn’t kill the mood, enjoy the adventure…
The O.T.O.G.C. is different from other stories that you may have seen within the BS½ universe in that it is written in in something closer to a script format rather then in narrative prose. When any words are in between a set of asterisks (*) this indicates an action of the characters, or sets apart a brief narrative moment.
Also, occasionally, the words ‘Private Confession’ will show up. In order to catch feeling that one gets from these lame ‘reality shows’ occasionally the characters will talk to a camera on what’s going on inside their own heads. Just visualize these characters talking privately in black and white and you’ve got the idea…
Well, hope that didn’t kill the mood, enjoy the adventure…
Day 1...
*The midday sun glares down and a cool breeze blows as our 21 souls arrive at the entrance of Moses Reservation. Wearing a collection of duffel bags, hip packs and hiking packs they immediately split into their designated teams and follow three guides. Unfortunately…there’s something VERY familiar with these guides…*
*2 hours later…*
[Lab Rats]
*Lab Rats look tired and frustrated as they follow their guide who appears to be dressed for some type of safari…*
Guide (With Australian Accent): Crikey! Look at that! It’s an indigenous northern ravenous woodchuck! A very rare breed! Its bite can kill a full grown man in seconds! Now what I’m gonna do is grab it by the [censored] and see if that pisses it off…*grabs furry animal which goes berserk* AUGH! Crikey! Yeah! I’m really pissing it off now…
Becker: *To Kenny* You know, I’m beginning to think we might have been to the camp already if this guy didn’t have to stop every five minutes and try to piss of the wildlife…
Kenny: That’s very insightful of you…
Kirstin: *In disgusted horror at the scene* Oh my…
*Justy lags behind, barking at Proctor who not only carries his own pack, but also Justy’s.*
Justy: Hurry up you sloth! We’re falling behind!
Proctor: *Sweating profusely* Sir, I think one of those snakes that our guide taunted bit me a mile back…
Justy: What a crybaby!
[Mainstays]
*The mainstays also appear to not have found their camp yet as they drag themselves behind the slow moving guide…*
Guide (In broken English): Oh sirs! Now we pass ancient cursed water lodge! Veeeerrrrrrryyyy Tragic Story…
Sarah: *Annoyed* Is there anything at this stupid camp that isn’t cursed?!? Every three minutes you stop and tell us, “Oh, this ancient cursed water fountain!” or, “Ancient cursed Cabin III!” Augh!!!!!!
Matt: *Worried* Sarah, you might want to relax a little…
Sarah: *Glares* Stay out of this Mr. Testosterone!
Bill: Hey guys! Am I the only one who notices how this guy is the same guide from China?!? Isn’t that kinda odd???
Rest of team: SHUT UP BILL!!!
[Perspective People]
*The Perspective People aren’t doing well either, as they trudge behind their guide, who scratches his head and wipes his brow with his yellow bandana…*
Ryoga: I know that campsite is around here somewhere! *Looks Ahead* Hey! Maybe that sign will help us!
*Jason steps forward to read sign*
Jason: Now entering New York…NEW YORK?!!?!? What the…?
Ryogo: Hmmm… maybe we should try walking east into the setting sun…
John: The sun sets in the WEST!
Jason: *To Nicole* I can't shake the feeling I’ve met this guy before…
Nicole: I bet I could make a fortune selling this guy a compass…
*…Many hours later and after many wrong turns, stories involving ancient cursed things, and incidents involving the local wildlife being pissed off, our three teams make their ways to their campsites where they find tents set up, food, water, and instructions telling them that tomorrow someone will come for them and gather them for the first challenge. Taking this opportunity to replenish their strength our Outlasters eat and prepare…*
[Private Confession!]
Kirstin Porter, Age 16, Lab Rats Camp…
Kirstin: *Looks at Camera* Hi! I guess a lot of people are curious as to why I’m on Kenny’s team. Well it was because Kenny wrote me a very nice letter and asked me to be on his team. He’s a very sweet boy. I’m sure Aaron understands…
[Mainstays Camp, around the campfire]
Aaron: I still can’t believe she went with Kenny! I mean…Kenny!
Sarah: Typical male, she does someone a favor and you get all jealous!
Aaron: I’m not jealous! We’re just… we’re just friends!
*Matt simply shakes his head*
Hughes: Well, it looks like they’ve provided us with plenty of food, fresh water, supplies, the only thing we’re lacking is fire-starting implements and other ‘conveniences.’
Gelinas: Good thing we’re all Scouts, huh?
Matt: You said it… I wonder how the others are doing with the fire situation…
[Lab Rats Camp]
Kirstin: *Looks down at Kenny* Hey Kenny! What’s that? *Points to box*
Kenny: This is my Comfort Item from home. It’s a chemistry set.
Kirstin: Oh! So, what are you doing?
Kenny: We’re having trouble with getting this wet wood to catch, so I’m mixing a combustible liquid to help us. Once we get a spark, the fire will burn consistently for the entire evening. Best of all, all you need is about a teaspoon to get it started. The rest is for the rest of the trip.
Kirstin: Brilliant! You’re a genius Kenny! I’m sure you’ll be here awhile!
Kenny: *blushes* Um… thank you, Miss Kirstin.
*Justy marches up to the pair…*
Justy: I’m cold! I demand a fire now!
Kenny: it will only be a little while longer, Mr. Yung.
Justy: You will address me as LORD GOD YUNG, you peon!
Kirstin: Hey! You should be nicer to him! See! He’s got the fire started and it’s only because of his brilliant chemical! You should thank him!
Justy: *Looks down at the small fire that is just starting to spread* That tiny thing! That’s not a fire! Give me that! *grabs beaker* This is how you make a fire! *Pours chemical*
Kenny: *Shoves Kirstin and Justy away from the flame* Mr. Yung! NO!!!!!
*Meanwhile, at the Mainstays and Perspectives People’s camp, they stare in awe at the forty foot pillar of fire that has materialized across the lake… followed by an unearthly scream of Justy…*
[Perspective Peoples Camp, around the campfire…]
Jason: What is going on over there?!?
Nicole: I don't know, but I’m sure their ok… It’s not like they would let us die out here, right?
Jason: *Shrugs* Dunno… What to go check it out?
Nicole: Nah… It’s late. We should be turning in soon. What about you guys?
*Jason looks disappointed*
John: In a bit. So, guys, we’re pretty nicely set out here. The only downside is we have no matches or lighters… By the way, thanks, Fenny, for getting that fire started…
Jason: Yeah, Fenny! How did you get that fire started?
Fenny: Eep! Er… old family camping secret! *winks at Ty*
Nicole: *eyes the pair* Riggghhttttt…
Lina: *Changing subject* So… you guys wanna share your “Comfort Items?”
John: Why not? Why don’t you start, Lina?
Lina: OK… *Pulls out a small brass cup* I brought my Karaoke trophy. I really don’t have a lot of things, but this makes me happiest…
Nicole: *Shrugs* Maybe it will come in handy. I mean, I brought my Abacus… I’m not sure how useful it will be, but…
Fenny: Well… I brought this. *Pulls out a silver scythe*
Jason: Jesus! Is that a real scythe?!? *Fenny Nods* Where did you get that?
Fenny: It’s an old heirloom. It is very important to me, but I rather not talk about it, okay? Please?
*The others nod, then Ty, who has yet to take off his sunglasses yet, goes for his pack*
Ty: Well, I didn’t bring anything special, but these binoculars might come in handy…
Jason: You brought…binoculars?
Ty: Um…yeah… *Looks at camera* Like it’s my fault he never wrote me with more possessions…
Jason: Ok, Angela…er….Anako…er…whatever! Your turn!
*Angela roots in her bag and manages to pull out a massive tome which logically couldn’t logically have fit in her pack in the first place…*
Angela: I brought The Rising Sun’s karaoke song book!
John: Um… why?
Angela: Why not?
Nicole: Point.
John: Guess it’s my turn huh? Well, know this is gonna sound really odd…
Jason: *Arches eyebrow* You didn’t…
*John begins to cackle evilly*
Jason: He did…
*John puts out a suit made entirely of blue sequins along with a silver shirt, red sequin tie and blue sunglasses…*
John: The Y – 2 – K – J is back! And the show will Never…Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-VER! Be the SAME! A-GAIN!!!!
Jason: Oy and vey… this is gonna be a long trip…
Nicole: Guess that just leaves you, Jay.
Jason: Guess so… well… *Pulls out a long, thin cloth sack and pulls out wooden sword* I brought My bokken. You neeeevvvvveeerrrr know what lurks in the woods…or in the minds of our fellow competitors…
John: That’s’ our Jay! Spreading paranoia wherever he goes…
*And the nights passes on, our Outlasters decide to rest. And eventually the sun rises, inexplicably doing so in the west. At the various camps, the Outlasters start procedures to start the day…*
[Lab Rats camp, morning…]
*Kenny sits at the side of the roaring fire…which is amazing since there is no wood and it just appears as if the ground is burning. Kirstin walks up and hands Kenny a plate of French toast which she prepared for the team with the help of Mrs. Snarfinkle…*
Kirstin: Hey, Kenny.
Kenny: Good Morning, Miss Kirstin.
Kirstin: Well, I’ll be the first to say it…I think the formula’s a success…
Kenny: Well, despite being nearly incinerated, Justy’s actions have given us a fire that will not burn out for the next three weeks. *sighs*
Kirstin: What’s wrong, Kenny?
Kenny: Well, I had to choose between the chemistry set and my notebook as my comfort item. I chose the set because it logically seemed more useful… but now…but now I can’t write notes on my experiments. *points to fire * Like our fire here… *sighs*
Kirstin: Wellll… I was going to surprise you…
*Kenny takes a bite and looks at Kirstin quizzically*
Kirstin: When I was packing I couldn’t really think of anything to bring, so I… *reaches in her bag and pulls out a huge fresh notebook and a brand new pen* brought this… I think you can think of more to write out here than me. *hands it to Kenny*
*Kenny accepts the notebook with a huge smile. He puts down his plate and begins to scrawl notes, filling up three pages within a minute, then pausing and turning to Kirstin with bright shiny eyes…*
Kenny: Thank you, Miss Kirstin.
Kirstin: You’re welcome, Kenny. Anything for a teammate!
*Meanwhile at another tent, we see Proctor discreetly stuffing something into his pack trying to not be noticed…*
Snarfinkle: Vaat ayre yew dooink?
Proctor: *startled* Nothing! *he accidentally knocks his pack over and his possessions fall out, on top is a ratty teddy bear…*
Snarfinkle: Un tehddy baire?… *tries to hold in laughter…*
Proctor: Please don’t tell Justy! I brought this from home as my comfort item…
Snarfinkle: Und vie kain’t Aye tell Joosty?
Justy: PROCTOR!!!! *Justy emerges from tent* You were supposed to have brought me breakfast three point two minutes ago!
*Proctor tries to frantically shove his stuff back in his pack as Justy marches up to the pair…*
Proctor: Sorry sir, getting it now…
*Justy sees the ratty bear as Proctor tries to stuff it back in his pack…*
Justy: What…is…that??? *vein pops in forehead* Is that…a…teddy bear?!? That isn’t what I call standard camping equipment…
Proctor: *quietly* Um…I brought it from home…
Justy: I can see that you idiot!!! You WERE supposed to bring my sun lamp as your comfort item!!! Now how will I work on my tan? I used my comfort item slot for this! *holds up baton, which he then whaps Proctor with*
Proctor: But sir…that was against the rules… *getting on all fours* I’m sorry sir… Please forgive me for being so selfish…
Justy: *sneers* Just get me breakfast you idiot as I think of a suitable punishment. *Turns to Snarfinkle* Good lackeys are so hard to find these days…
*Kirstin frowns at the whole scene as Proctor scampers to fix Justy a huge plate of French toast…*
[Private Confession!]
Hecubus Proctor, Age 15, Lab Rats Camp…
Proctor: *looks at camera* I… I try to please my master, I really do. He means so much to me. I don’t know what I’d do without him. But sometimes… sometimes I wish he’d appreciate me a bit more. I do my best. I wanted to bring his sun lamp, I really did… Hell, it didn’t even matter to me that it was against the rules! *smiles proudly* I serve my master well! He is my life’s purpose! But still… I just couldn’t… *hugs teddy bear* I couldn’t stand the thought of being without Simon the entire time I’m here at Moses… who knows how long it will be? And so… *sniffs slightly, trying to hold back tears* And so I disobeyed my master. I should be punished! I deserve it! *tears flow freely now* I will have to beg my master to give me extra punishment later! Wicked, bad, naughty Proctor! *collapses onto the ground*
Justy: (from off camera) Proctor! Get back here and finish chewing my breakfast for me! Do I have to do everything myself?!
*Proctor immediately gets up, all signs of distress gone*
Proctor: Coming, Captain!
*Suddenly the guide from yesterday appears…*
Guide: Crikey! Hey, Bruces and Sheilas! We got to get you to the first challenge! Let’s get going…hey! Look at that…A Northeastern hairless salamander! It’s extremely venomous…
*And so it went, as the three guides arrived to take our teams to their first destination…*
*Three hours later, the teams manage to arrive. Standing before them is a tall lanky Japanese man wearing a really extravagant outfit of patterned silk, complete with a flowing cape…*
Jason: Dude! It’s Chairman Kaga!
John: Chairman Kaga rules!
Chairman Kaga: *pauses and looks around dramatically before speaking…* If memory serves me, this is the first challenge for our Outlasters. Therefor, for this first challenge we must instill the spirit of competition and also that of teamwork. So I now call forth THE OUTLASTERS! *The three teams step forward and stand before the Chairman…*
Kaga: You’re first challenge will be a special downhill snow race. The first team to have all it’s members cross the finish will win this a special tribal talisman of immunity! *Pauses, then pulls a tablecloth revealing… a Can of Kiwi-Mocha Juice* Now, there are no real rules to this race. You can choose any method you choose to make your way down and now I will show you where the race will take place… *pause…then he points to a tall craggy peak in the background covered in snow, resembling the Matterhorn, or even worse…the Himalayas…* Tower Mountain!
Bill: You know…I don’t remember Tower Mountain being nearly that tall…
Rest of the Main Stays: SHUT UP, BILL!
John: *to Jason* Any plans?
Jason: Not a one.
Becker: *to Kenny* You thinking what I am?
Kenny: Yes, Mr. Becker. Grab the toboggan, I’ll get the lubricant…
Kaga: You have one hour to prepare…good luck! *mysterious gong sounds*
*2 hours later…*
[Lab Rats]
*Lab Rats look tired and frustrated as they follow their guide who appears to be dressed for some type of safari…*
Guide (With Australian Accent): Crikey! Look at that! It’s an indigenous northern ravenous woodchuck! A very rare breed! Its bite can kill a full grown man in seconds! Now what I’m gonna do is grab it by the [censored] and see if that pisses it off…*grabs furry animal which goes berserk* AUGH! Crikey! Yeah! I’m really pissing it off now…
Becker: *To Kenny* You know, I’m beginning to think we might have been to the camp already if this guy didn’t have to stop every five minutes and try to piss of the wildlife…
Kenny: That’s very insightful of you…
Kirstin: *In disgusted horror at the scene* Oh my…
*Justy lags behind, barking at Proctor who not only carries his own pack, but also Justy’s.*
Justy: Hurry up you sloth! We’re falling behind!
Proctor: *Sweating profusely* Sir, I think one of those snakes that our guide taunted bit me a mile back…
Justy: What a crybaby!
[Mainstays]
*The mainstays also appear to not have found their camp yet as they drag themselves behind the slow moving guide…*
Guide (In broken English): Oh sirs! Now we pass ancient cursed water lodge! Veeeerrrrrrryyyy Tragic Story…
Sarah: *Annoyed* Is there anything at this stupid camp that isn’t cursed?!? Every three minutes you stop and tell us, “Oh, this ancient cursed water fountain!” or, “Ancient cursed Cabin III!” Augh!!!!!!
Matt: *Worried* Sarah, you might want to relax a little…
Sarah: *Glares* Stay out of this Mr. Testosterone!
Bill: Hey guys! Am I the only one who notices how this guy is the same guide from China?!? Isn’t that kinda odd???
Rest of team: SHUT UP BILL!!!
[Perspective People]
*The Perspective People aren’t doing well either, as they trudge behind their guide, who scratches his head and wipes his brow with his yellow bandana…*
Ryoga: I know that campsite is around here somewhere! *Looks Ahead* Hey! Maybe that sign will help us!
*Jason steps forward to read sign*
Jason: Now entering New York…NEW YORK?!!?!? What the…?
Ryogo: Hmmm… maybe we should try walking east into the setting sun…
John: The sun sets in the WEST!
Jason: *To Nicole* I can't shake the feeling I’ve met this guy before…
Nicole: I bet I could make a fortune selling this guy a compass…
*…Many hours later and after many wrong turns, stories involving ancient cursed things, and incidents involving the local wildlife being pissed off, our three teams make their ways to their campsites where they find tents set up, food, water, and instructions telling them that tomorrow someone will come for them and gather them for the first challenge. Taking this opportunity to replenish their strength our Outlasters eat and prepare…*
[Private Confession!]
Kirstin Porter, Age 16, Lab Rats Camp…
Kirstin: *Looks at Camera* Hi! I guess a lot of people are curious as to why I’m on Kenny’s team. Well it was because Kenny wrote me a very nice letter and asked me to be on his team. He’s a very sweet boy. I’m sure Aaron understands…
[Mainstays Camp, around the campfire]
Aaron: I still can’t believe she went with Kenny! I mean…Kenny!
Sarah: Typical male, she does someone a favor and you get all jealous!
Aaron: I’m not jealous! We’re just… we’re just friends!
*Matt simply shakes his head*
Hughes: Well, it looks like they’ve provided us with plenty of food, fresh water, supplies, the only thing we’re lacking is fire-starting implements and other ‘conveniences.’
Gelinas: Good thing we’re all Scouts, huh?
Matt: You said it… I wonder how the others are doing with the fire situation…
[Lab Rats Camp]
Kirstin: *Looks down at Kenny* Hey Kenny! What’s that? *Points to box*
Kenny: This is my Comfort Item from home. It’s a chemistry set.
Kirstin: Oh! So, what are you doing?
Kenny: We’re having trouble with getting this wet wood to catch, so I’m mixing a combustible liquid to help us. Once we get a spark, the fire will burn consistently for the entire evening. Best of all, all you need is about a teaspoon to get it started. The rest is for the rest of the trip.
Kirstin: Brilliant! You’re a genius Kenny! I’m sure you’ll be here awhile!
Kenny: *blushes* Um… thank you, Miss Kirstin.
*Justy marches up to the pair…*
Justy: I’m cold! I demand a fire now!
Kenny: it will only be a little while longer, Mr. Yung.
Justy: You will address me as LORD GOD YUNG, you peon!
Kirstin: Hey! You should be nicer to him! See! He’s got the fire started and it’s only because of his brilliant chemical! You should thank him!
Justy: *Looks down at the small fire that is just starting to spread* That tiny thing! That’s not a fire! Give me that! *grabs beaker* This is how you make a fire! *Pours chemical*
Kenny: *Shoves Kirstin and Justy away from the flame* Mr. Yung! NO!!!!!
*Meanwhile, at the Mainstays and Perspectives People’s camp, they stare in awe at the forty foot pillar of fire that has materialized across the lake… followed by an unearthly scream of Justy…*
[Perspective Peoples Camp, around the campfire…]
Jason: What is going on over there?!?
Nicole: I don't know, but I’m sure their ok… It’s not like they would let us die out here, right?
Jason: *Shrugs* Dunno… What to go check it out?
Nicole: Nah… It’s late. We should be turning in soon. What about you guys?
*Jason looks disappointed*
John: In a bit. So, guys, we’re pretty nicely set out here. The only downside is we have no matches or lighters… By the way, thanks, Fenny, for getting that fire started…
Jason: Yeah, Fenny! How did you get that fire started?
Fenny: Eep! Er… old family camping secret! *winks at Ty*
Nicole: *eyes the pair* Riggghhttttt…
Lina: *Changing subject* So… you guys wanna share your “Comfort Items?”
John: Why not? Why don’t you start, Lina?
Lina: OK… *Pulls out a small brass cup* I brought my Karaoke trophy. I really don’t have a lot of things, but this makes me happiest…
Nicole: *Shrugs* Maybe it will come in handy. I mean, I brought my Abacus… I’m not sure how useful it will be, but…
Fenny: Well… I brought this. *Pulls out a silver scythe*
Jason: Jesus! Is that a real scythe?!? *Fenny Nods* Where did you get that?
Fenny: It’s an old heirloom. It is very important to me, but I rather not talk about it, okay? Please?
*The others nod, then Ty, who has yet to take off his sunglasses yet, goes for his pack*
Ty: Well, I didn’t bring anything special, but these binoculars might come in handy…
Jason: You brought…binoculars?
Ty: Um…yeah… *Looks at camera* Like it’s my fault he never wrote me with more possessions…
Jason: Ok, Angela…er….Anako…er…whatever! Your turn!
*Angela roots in her bag and manages to pull out a massive tome which logically couldn’t logically have fit in her pack in the first place…*
Angela: I brought The Rising Sun’s karaoke song book!
John: Um… why?
Angela: Why not?
Nicole: Point.
John: Guess it’s my turn huh? Well, know this is gonna sound really odd…
Jason: *Arches eyebrow* You didn’t…
*John begins to cackle evilly*
Jason: He did…
*John puts out a suit made entirely of blue sequins along with a silver shirt, red sequin tie and blue sunglasses…*
John: The Y – 2 – K – J is back! And the show will Never…Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-VER! Be the SAME! A-GAIN!!!!
Jason: Oy and vey… this is gonna be a long trip…
Nicole: Guess that just leaves you, Jay.
Jason: Guess so… well… *Pulls out a long, thin cloth sack and pulls out wooden sword* I brought My bokken. You neeeevvvvveeerrrr know what lurks in the woods…or in the minds of our fellow competitors…
John: That’s’ our Jay! Spreading paranoia wherever he goes…
*And the nights passes on, our Outlasters decide to rest. And eventually the sun rises, inexplicably doing so in the west. At the various camps, the Outlasters start procedures to start the day…*
[Lab Rats camp, morning…]
*Kenny sits at the side of the roaring fire…which is amazing since there is no wood and it just appears as if the ground is burning. Kirstin walks up and hands Kenny a plate of French toast which she prepared for the team with the help of Mrs. Snarfinkle…*
Kirstin: Hey, Kenny.
Kenny: Good Morning, Miss Kirstin.
Kirstin: Well, I’ll be the first to say it…I think the formula’s a success…
Kenny: Well, despite being nearly incinerated, Justy’s actions have given us a fire that will not burn out for the next three weeks. *sighs*
Kirstin: What’s wrong, Kenny?
Kenny: Well, I had to choose between the chemistry set and my notebook as my comfort item. I chose the set because it logically seemed more useful… but now…but now I can’t write notes on my experiments. *points to fire * Like our fire here… *sighs*
Kirstin: Wellll… I was going to surprise you…
*Kenny takes a bite and looks at Kirstin quizzically*
Kirstin: When I was packing I couldn’t really think of anything to bring, so I… *reaches in her bag and pulls out a huge fresh notebook and a brand new pen* brought this… I think you can think of more to write out here than me. *hands it to Kenny*
*Kenny accepts the notebook with a huge smile. He puts down his plate and begins to scrawl notes, filling up three pages within a minute, then pausing and turning to Kirstin with bright shiny eyes…*
Kenny: Thank you, Miss Kirstin.
Kirstin: You’re welcome, Kenny. Anything for a teammate!
*Meanwhile at another tent, we see Proctor discreetly stuffing something into his pack trying to not be noticed…*
Snarfinkle: Vaat ayre yew dooink?
Proctor: *startled* Nothing! *he accidentally knocks his pack over and his possessions fall out, on top is a ratty teddy bear…*
Snarfinkle: Un tehddy baire?… *tries to hold in laughter…*
Proctor: Please don’t tell Justy! I brought this from home as my comfort item…
Snarfinkle: Und vie kain’t Aye tell Joosty?
Justy: PROCTOR!!!! *Justy emerges from tent* You were supposed to have brought me breakfast three point two minutes ago!
*Proctor tries to frantically shove his stuff back in his pack as Justy marches up to the pair…*
Proctor: Sorry sir, getting it now…
*Justy sees the ratty bear as Proctor tries to stuff it back in his pack…*
Justy: What…is…that??? *vein pops in forehead* Is that…a…teddy bear?!? That isn’t what I call standard camping equipment…
Proctor: *quietly* Um…I brought it from home…
Justy: I can see that you idiot!!! You WERE supposed to bring my sun lamp as your comfort item!!! Now how will I work on my tan? I used my comfort item slot for this! *holds up baton, which he then whaps Proctor with*
Proctor: But sir…that was against the rules… *getting on all fours* I’m sorry sir… Please forgive me for being so selfish…
Justy: *sneers* Just get me breakfast you idiot as I think of a suitable punishment. *Turns to Snarfinkle* Good lackeys are so hard to find these days…
*Kirstin frowns at the whole scene as Proctor scampers to fix Justy a huge plate of French toast…*
[Private Confession!]
Hecubus Proctor, Age 15, Lab Rats Camp…
Proctor: *looks at camera* I… I try to please my master, I really do. He means so much to me. I don’t know what I’d do without him. But sometimes… sometimes I wish he’d appreciate me a bit more. I do my best. I wanted to bring his sun lamp, I really did… Hell, it didn’t even matter to me that it was against the rules! *smiles proudly* I serve my master well! He is my life’s purpose! But still… I just couldn’t… *hugs teddy bear* I couldn’t stand the thought of being without Simon the entire time I’m here at Moses… who knows how long it will be? And so… *sniffs slightly, trying to hold back tears* And so I disobeyed my master. I should be punished! I deserve it! *tears flow freely now* I will have to beg my master to give me extra punishment later! Wicked, bad, naughty Proctor! *collapses onto the ground*
Justy: (from off camera) Proctor! Get back here and finish chewing my breakfast for me! Do I have to do everything myself?!
*Proctor immediately gets up, all signs of distress gone*
Proctor: Coming, Captain!
*Suddenly the guide from yesterday appears…*
Guide: Crikey! Hey, Bruces and Sheilas! We got to get you to the first challenge! Let’s get going…hey! Look at that…A Northeastern hairless salamander! It’s extremely venomous…
*And so it went, as the three guides arrived to take our teams to their first destination…*
*Three hours later, the teams manage to arrive. Standing before them is a tall lanky Japanese man wearing a really extravagant outfit of patterned silk, complete with a flowing cape…*
Jason: Dude! It’s Chairman Kaga!
John: Chairman Kaga rules!
Chairman Kaga: *pauses and looks around dramatically before speaking…* If memory serves me, this is the first challenge for our Outlasters. Therefor, for this first challenge we must instill the spirit of competition and also that of teamwork. So I now call forth THE OUTLASTERS! *The three teams step forward and stand before the Chairman…*
Kaga: You’re first challenge will be a special downhill snow race. The first team to have all it’s members cross the finish will win this a special tribal talisman of immunity! *Pauses, then pulls a tablecloth revealing… a Can of Kiwi-Mocha Juice* Now, there are no real rules to this race. You can choose any method you choose to make your way down and now I will show you where the race will take place… *pause…then he points to a tall craggy peak in the background covered in snow, resembling the Matterhorn, or even worse…the Himalayas…* Tower Mountain!
Bill: You know…I don’t remember Tower Mountain being nearly that tall…
Rest of the Main Stays: SHUT UP, BILL!
John: *to Jason* Any plans?
Jason: Not a one.
Becker: *to Kenny* You thinking what I am?
Kenny: Yes, Mr. Becker. Grab the toboggan, I’ll get the lubricant…
Kaga: You have one hour to prepare…good luck! *mysterious gong sounds*
Event 1
Down Hill Race down Tower Mountain
Competitors: All
Prize: Special Tribal Talisman #1(Can of Kiwi-Mocha Juice)
Down Hill Race down Tower Mountain
Competitors: All
Prize: Special Tribal Talisman #1(Can of Kiwi-Mocha Juice)
*An hour later, we find all our Outlasters at the top of the mountain at the starting point, while below…the TINY specks of people waiting at the finish line prepare for them to make it down…or at least attempt to make it down.*
*As we see our teams, many have different ideas of how to make the trip down. The three Porter sisters, while each on different teams, wear skis. Jason straps a snowboard to his feet. John, Lina, and Angela load up a three-person toboggan. Fenny and Ty sit down in an inflatable snow tube and prepare to descend. As for the Mainstays other then Sarah, five of them prepare their Klondike Derby sled while Perfume gets a snowboard. Jason also gets a snowboard, looking cool and suave as he does so. Meanwhile, Kenny starts to apply a mysterious fluid to the bottom of his and Becker’s sled. For some reason Snarfinkle is sharing a toboggan with is mum and is also applying a mysterious fluid. Justy tightens Proctor’s straps as he ties his lackey to a dog sled, Proctor obviously being the dog…*
Snarfinkle: AHH-ha! Aye zee mye arrch nemezez haz alzo kreeatied un top zekret loobrekant vor hez zled! Howevir hee vill fayil to beet mee und mye zupeerior intullekt!
Snarfinkle’s Mum: Won’t this be fun dear?
Snarfinkle: Mommmmmmmm! You’re killing the atmosphere!
Becker: Hey, Snarfinkle… just in case you forgot, we’re on the same team! We need to work together so we can win as a team!
Justy: You will win for ME! I refuse to be on a team of losers!
Becker: Look in the mirror, Justy…
Justy: What did he say?!?
Kenny: *whispering to Becker* I hope we can make it through this all right, Mr. Becker.
Becker: We’ll see.
Kenny: Oh and Mr. Becker?
Becker: Yeah?
Kenny: Why are you wearing headphones? Please don’t tell me you brought your discman. You’ll get us disqualified…
Becker: No worries…see…*holds up the end of the plug and reveals the headphones aren’t connected to anything…*
Kenny: Then why did you… Oh! Never mind… It’s your comfort item… I won’t ask questions…
Nicole: Hey, Jason, are you sure you know what you’re doing? Have you ever snowboarded before?
Jason: *Calmly* Not a once. But I’ve played CoolBoarders on the PlayStation…how hard can it be?
*Huge sweatdrop for Nicole*
Kaga: *Over PA system* Racers approach the starting position… *Everyone goes to the edge of the mountain…* Ready…Set…GO!!!!
*At that instant, a mad rush begins. Becker and Snarfinkle push off, and three seconds later both their sleds cross the finish line leaving a trail of flames, much to the amazement of the other racers, who stare dumbfounded with huge sweat drops…*
Kaga: *Over PA* The Lab Rats have four members across the finish, the Perspective People still have zero as well as the Mainstays…
Rest of Cast: HOW THE HELL DID THEY DO THAT?!?!? AUGH! WE GOT TO GET GOING!!!!
*The others scramble as Jason proceeds to leap with his snowboard down the edge, as everyone follows suit…*
Justy: *Wapping Proctor with his baton* MUSH!!! MUSH!!!
Proctor: Very good, sir! *Trying very hard to drag Justy and his sled…*
*The three Porters weave their way down the mountain with elegant ease while the others who teamed up try to use their weight advantage to increase speed. Meanwhile, at the top of the mountain Proctor is still trying to pull Justy…*
Justy: MUSH!!! *whaps*
Proctor: I’m trying, Captain, sir…
Justy: Try harder! We’ll be dead last at this rate! Or should I say, you’ll be dead, first! *evil sneer*
*As time passes, the others manage to cross the finish line without much difficulty, however, Perfume has still yet to cross the finish, having just crashed into the underbrush along the side of the path. Jason is also finding snowboarding much more difficult than he anticipated. And still at the starting line, Proctor sweats, and tries desperately to drag Justy’s sled…He has made about three feet’s progress…*
Justy: MOVE…FASTER!!!
Proctor: *Unconscious* Very good, Captain…
*Jason catches up with Perfume and he weaves her way as she drags her board from the briars and weeds on the side of the mountain. They continue the race side by side…*
Perfume: I no lose! Prepare die!!!
*Perfume pulls out her sword and takes a wild swipe at Jason’s head…*
Jason: AUGH! *ducks* What the hell is that?!?
Perfume: Is my ‘comfort item…’ YOU DIE NOW!!!
*Perfume steers her board closer to Jason to hack him down. Jason wisely tries to steer himself away form Perfume…*
Jason: AUGH! You’re crazy!!!
Perfume: Perfume no crazy, is Amazon! You dead!
*Perfume steers herself closer in attempt to hack Jason again. Jason somehow steers his snowboard to the opposite side of a passing tree, and Perfume manages to dig her sword deep into the base of said-tree leaving her stuck there as her snowboard continues down the hill, unmanned. Jason then goes on toward the finish line followed by the empty board…*
Kaga: The winning team is the Perspective People, Followed by the snowboard of the last member of the Mainstays, the last two members on the Lab Rats are still at the starting line…
*Kaga then hands the Kiwi-Mocha can to Jason…*
Jason: We so totally reek of awesomeness! Come on guys, let’s cook up some steaks and get rested up! You other teams have fun with the trivia round!
*Jason then proceeds to take a step forward before realizing that his feet are still hooked to the snowboard, causing him to fall flat on his face…*
Jason: That probably wasn’t very cool or suave was it?
*Rest of the cast shakes their heads…*
Jason: I thought so…
*And so it came to pass that eventually Justy and Proctor were retrieved, and Proctor was revived, so as they may compete in the special trivia round…*
[Game show set]
*Out steps none other than game show superstar, Regis Philben, of Millionaire fame. He looks at the the 2 teams of 7 and then at the cards in his hands…*
Regis: Hello and welcome to our special Trivia Challenge! Today our two teams will be combating each other in a test of Boy Scouts ½ knowledge! *looks at Camera* and for those of you at home, you can play along and keep track of your scores! Now, every Trivia challenge, our two teams will be playing for this special Tribal Talisman! This Talisman will allow the team immunity from having to choose a member of their team to be kicked out. *Holds up the Talisman, a copy of ECWCWWF Extreme Thunderous Attitude II for the Sony PlayStation™*
Jason: *from Audience* It’s that game again!!! *Rest of audience shushes him.*
*As we see our teams, many have different ideas of how to make the trip down. The three Porter sisters, while each on different teams, wear skis. Jason straps a snowboard to his feet. John, Lina, and Angela load up a three-person toboggan. Fenny and Ty sit down in an inflatable snow tube and prepare to descend. As for the Mainstays other then Sarah, five of them prepare their Klondike Derby sled while Perfume gets a snowboard. Jason also gets a snowboard, looking cool and suave as he does so. Meanwhile, Kenny starts to apply a mysterious fluid to the bottom of his and Becker’s sled. For some reason Snarfinkle is sharing a toboggan with is mum and is also applying a mysterious fluid. Justy tightens Proctor’s straps as he ties his lackey to a dog sled, Proctor obviously being the dog…*
Snarfinkle: AHH-ha! Aye zee mye arrch nemezez haz alzo kreeatied un top zekret loobrekant vor hez zled! Howevir hee vill fayil to beet mee und mye zupeerior intullekt!
Snarfinkle’s Mum: Won’t this be fun dear?
Snarfinkle: Mommmmmmmm! You’re killing the atmosphere!
Becker: Hey, Snarfinkle… just in case you forgot, we’re on the same team! We need to work together so we can win as a team!
Justy: You will win for ME! I refuse to be on a team of losers!
Becker: Look in the mirror, Justy…
Justy: What did he say?!?
Kenny: *whispering to Becker* I hope we can make it through this all right, Mr. Becker.
Becker: We’ll see.
Kenny: Oh and Mr. Becker?
Becker: Yeah?
Kenny: Why are you wearing headphones? Please don’t tell me you brought your discman. You’ll get us disqualified…
Becker: No worries…see…*holds up the end of the plug and reveals the headphones aren’t connected to anything…*
Kenny: Then why did you… Oh! Never mind… It’s your comfort item… I won’t ask questions…
Nicole: Hey, Jason, are you sure you know what you’re doing? Have you ever snowboarded before?
Jason: *Calmly* Not a once. But I’ve played CoolBoarders on the PlayStation…how hard can it be?
*Huge sweatdrop for Nicole*
Kaga: *Over PA system* Racers approach the starting position… *Everyone goes to the edge of the mountain…* Ready…Set…GO!!!!
*At that instant, a mad rush begins. Becker and Snarfinkle push off, and three seconds later both their sleds cross the finish line leaving a trail of flames, much to the amazement of the other racers, who stare dumbfounded with huge sweat drops…*
Kaga: *Over PA* The Lab Rats have four members across the finish, the Perspective People still have zero as well as the Mainstays…
Rest of Cast: HOW THE HELL DID THEY DO THAT?!?!? AUGH! WE GOT TO GET GOING!!!!
*The others scramble as Jason proceeds to leap with his snowboard down the edge, as everyone follows suit…*
Justy: *Wapping Proctor with his baton* MUSH!!! MUSH!!!
Proctor: Very good, sir! *Trying very hard to drag Justy and his sled…*
*The three Porters weave their way down the mountain with elegant ease while the others who teamed up try to use their weight advantage to increase speed. Meanwhile, at the top of the mountain Proctor is still trying to pull Justy…*
Justy: MUSH!!! *whaps*
Proctor: I’m trying, Captain, sir…
Justy: Try harder! We’ll be dead last at this rate! Or should I say, you’ll be dead, first! *evil sneer*
*As time passes, the others manage to cross the finish line without much difficulty, however, Perfume has still yet to cross the finish, having just crashed into the underbrush along the side of the path. Jason is also finding snowboarding much more difficult than he anticipated. And still at the starting line, Proctor sweats, and tries desperately to drag Justy’s sled…He has made about three feet’s progress…*
Justy: MOVE…FASTER!!!
Proctor: *Unconscious* Very good, Captain…
*Jason catches up with Perfume and he weaves her way as she drags her board from the briars and weeds on the side of the mountain. They continue the race side by side…*
Perfume: I no lose! Prepare die!!!
*Perfume pulls out her sword and takes a wild swipe at Jason’s head…*
Jason: AUGH! *ducks* What the hell is that?!?
Perfume: Is my ‘comfort item…’ YOU DIE NOW!!!
*Perfume steers her board closer to Jason to hack him down. Jason wisely tries to steer himself away form Perfume…*
Jason: AUGH! You’re crazy!!!
Perfume: Perfume no crazy, is Amazon! You dead!
*Perfume steers herself closer in attempt to hack Jason again. Jason somehow steers his snowboard to the opposite side of a passing tree, and Perfume manages to dig her sword deep into the base of said-tree leaving her stuck there as her snowboard continues down the hill, unmanned. Jason then goes on toward the finish line followed by the empty board…*
Kaga: The winning team is the Perspective People, Followed by the snowboard of the last member of the Mainstays, the last two members on the Lab Rats are still at the starting line…
*Kaga then hands the Kiwi-Mocha can to Jason…*
Jason: We so totally reek of awesomeness! Come on guys, let’s cook up some steaks and get rested up! You other teams have fun with the trivia round!
*Jason then proceeds to take a step forward before realizing that his feet are still hooked to the snowboard, causing him to fall flat on his face…*
Jason: That probably wasn’t very cool or suave was it?
*Rest of the cast shakes their heads…*
Jason: I thought so…
*And so it came to pass that eventually Justy and Proctor were retrieved, and Proctor was revived, so as they may compete in the special trivia round…*
[Game show set]
*Out steps none other than game show superstar, Regis Philben, of Millionaire fame. He looks at the the 2 teams of 7 and then at the cards in his hands…*
Regis: Hello and welcome to our special Trivia Challenge! Today our two teams will be combating each other in a test of Boy Scouts ½ knowledge! *looks at Camera* and for those of you at home, you can play along and keep track of your scores! Now, every Trivia challenge, our two teams will be playing for this special Tribal Talisman! This Talisman will allow the team immunity from having to choose a member of their team to be kicked out. *Holds up the Talisman, a copy of ECWCWWF Extreme Thunderous Attitude II for the Sony PlayStation™*
Jason: *from Audience* It’s that game again!!! *Rest of audience shushes him.*
Event 2
Trivia Challenge
Competitors: Mainstays vs. Lab Rats
Prize: Special Tribal Talisman #2 (ECWCWWF Extreme Thunderous Attitude II)
Trivia Challenge
Competitors: Mainstays vs. Lab Rats
Prize: Special Tribal Talisman #2 (ECWCWWF Extreme Thunderous Attitude II)
Regis: Okay, let’s get started. Our first question is worth 10 points. “Which of the following methods has NOT been used in an attempt to open the legendary can of Kiwi-Mocha fruit juice?” Is it A) Can Opener B) Pocket Knife C) Hand Grenade D) Teeth.
*Justy rings in*
Regis: Yes, Mr. Yung?
Justy: It’s LORD GOD YUNG!!!! And it’s obviously D! What kind of idiot uses teeth to open a can of fruit juice?!?
Regis: I’m sorry, that’s incorrect. Mainstays, it’s your question…
*Mainstays converge and discuss*
Mike: Is it C? *Bell dings*
Regis: Absolutely correct! And the Mainstays take their first lead with ten points! Now onto the next question worth 20 points: What is the only thing that Matt Atanian truly enjoys at Wendy’s fast food restaurants? Is it A) their fries B) their burgers C) their Chicken Nuggets D) their Frosty’s
*Justy rings in again*
Justy: The answer, which is obvious to anyone with half a brain, is C!
Regis: I’m sorry, that’s incorrect. Mainstays, it’s your question… *Lab Rats groan*
Matt: It’s D. They’re the only place that have Frosty’s, and what is life without them? *Bell dings*
Regis: Correct!
Matt: Although… they are the only place I get chicken nuggets from, too…
Regis: And the Mainstays now have a 30-0 point lead. Our next question is worth 40 points! Lab Rats, this may be your question: In the first Kenny’s Laboratory story, which television or theatrical sci-fi series was NOT featured? Is it A) Sliders B) Back to the Future C) Neon Genesis Evangelion D) Red Dwarf
*Justy rings in again*
Justy: It’s A! No one ever watched that show! Why else would Fox cancel it?!?
Regis: I’m sorry, but you’re wrong again. *everyone except Kirstin and Proctor on the Lab Rats side is starting to give Justy a evil glare* and may I add, while FOX canceled it, Sci-fi did pick up the show for 2 additional seasons, so it DID have a following. Mainstays, your question once again.
*Mainstays converge*
Hughes: They didn’t start using Back to the Future references until part 2, so we say it’s B. *Bell dings*
Regis: Correct! And the Mainstays have taken a fabulous 70 point lead with our next question being worth 80 points, which means the Lab Rats can take the lead, or the Mainstays can more than double their current score. Okay, When Martha Wadley first met Mike Quadrozzi, she had a sweatshirt with a football team’s name on it. What football team was it? Is is A) The Pittsburgh Steelers B) The New England Patriots C)The Cincinnati Bengals D) The Green Bay Packers
*Justy Rings in yet AGAIN*
Justy: She lives in Massachusetts, it obviously must be B!
Regis: Sorry again Justy. *Everyone, including Kirstin but excluding Proctor, gives him an evil glare*
Becker and Snarfinkle: JUSTY…SHUT UP!!!!!
Mike: It’s The Packers. D.
Regis: Correct! And the Mainstays have a overwhelming 150 point lead going into the final round. The last question is worth 160 points, making all the previous rounds completely and utterly worthless! *cheers* Are you guys ready? *Looks over to see Justy is bound and gagged* I see you are… Here we go, Music has played an important part in one of the spin-off series, especially anime songs. Of the following, which of these anime series has NOT had a song appear? Is it A) Ranma ½ B) Ah! My Goddess C) Neon Genesis Evangelion D) El-Hazard
*Both teams think it over Finally, Sarah Porter rings in…*
Sarah: Is it C?
Regis: I’m sorry, no. Lab Rats, this is your chance to win! Do you have an answer?
*They all look to Kenny*
Kenny: Well…um..I know everyone is expecting me to breeze through this, but since I never appeared in a scene with music I can only make an educated guess. Is it B?
Regis: No I’m sorry. The answer is A. That’s’ right, the series that actually inspired BS ½ NEVER had a song featured… So that means that the Mainstays win this first trivia round and the Special Tribal Talisman! Lab Rats, you will converge here tonight at midnight and make the difficult choice of who must leave… good luck.
*Justy rings in*
Regis: Yes, Mr. Yung?
Justy: It’s LORD GOD YUNG!!!! And it’s obviously D! What kind of idiot uses teeth to open a can of fruit juice?!?
Regis: I’m sorry, that’s incorrect. Mainstays, it’s your question…
*Mainstays converge and discuss*
Mike: Is it C? *Bell dings*
Regis: Absolutely correct! And the Mainstays take their first lead with ten points! Now onto the next question worth 20 points: What is the only thing that Matt Atanian truly enjoys at Wendy’s fast food restaurants? Is it A) their fries B) their burgers C) their Chicken Nuggets D) their Frosty’s
*Justy rings in again*
Justy: The answer, which is obvious to anyone with half a brain, is C!
Regis: I’m sorry, that’s incorrect. Mainstays, it’s your question… *Lab Rats groan*
Matt: It’s D. They’re the only place that have Frosty’s, and what is life without them? *Bell dings*
Regis: Correct!
Matt: Although… they are the only place I get chicken nuggets from, too…
Regis: And the Mainstays now have a 30-0 point lead. Our next question is worth 40 points! Lab Rats, this may be your question: In the first Kenny’s Laboratory story, which television or theatrical sci-fi series was NOT featured? Is it A) Sliders B) Back to the Future C) Neon Genesis Evangelion D) Red Dwarf
*Justy rings in again*
Justy: It’s A! No one ever watched that show! Why else would Fox cancel it?!?
Regis: I’m sorry, but you’re wrong again. *everyone except Kirstin and Proctor on the Lab Rats side is starting to give Justy a evil glare* and may I add, while FOX canceled it, Sci-fi did pick up the show for 2 additional seasons, so it DID have a following. Mainstays, your question once again.
*Mainstays converge*
Hughes: They didn’t start using Back to the Future references until part 2, so we say it’s B. *Bell dings*
Regis: Correct! And the Mainstays have taken a fabulous 70 point lead with our next question being worth 80 points, which means the Lab Rats can take the lead, or the Mainstays can more than double their current score. Okay, When Martha Wadley first met Mike Quadrozzi, she had a sweatshirt with a football team’s name on it. What football team was it? Is is A) The Pittsburgh Steelers B) The New England Patriots C)The Cincinnati Bengals D) The Green Bay Packers
*Justy Rings in yet AGAIN*
Justy: She lives in Massachusetts, it obviously must be B!
Regis: Sorry again Justy. *Everyone, including Kirstin but excluding Proctor, gives him an evil glare*
Becker and Snarfinkle: JUSTY…SHUT UP!!!!!
Mike: It’s The Packers. D.
Regis: Correct! And the Mainstays have a overwhelming 150 point lead going into the final round. The last question is worth 160 points, making all the previous rounds completely and utterly worthless! *cheers* Are you guys ready? *Looks over to see Justy is bound and gagged* I see you are… Here we go, Music has played an important part in one of the spin-off series, especially anime songs. Of the following, which of these anime series has NOT had a song appear? Is it A) Ranma ½ B) Ah! My Goddess C) Neon Genesis Evangelion D) El-Hazard
*Both teams think it over Finally, Sarah Porter rings in…*
Sarah: Is it C?
Regis: I’m sorry, no. Lab Rats, this is your chance to win! Do you have an answer?
*They all look to Kenny*
Kenny: Well…um..I know everyone is expecting me to breeze through this, but since I never appeared in a scene with music I can only make an educated guess. Is it B?
Regis: No I’m sorry. The answer is A. That’s’ right, the series that actually inspired BS ½ NEVER had a song featured… So that means that the Mainstays win this first trivia round and the Special Tribal Talisman! Lab Rats, you will converge here tonight at midnight and make the difficult choice of who must leave… good luck.
…And that’s where we leave our Outlasters for now. The Lab Rats have been scourged with bad luck called Justy Yung, but is he the obvious choice? Maybe he has some positive qualities to contribute? (Yeah, I know…I couldn’t even write it with a straight face!) But that’s’ where you come in! Who’s getting the boot? You gotta vote!
Author's Notes
Jason says:I hope you enjoyed this first episode. It will be a month till the next episode, so get voting! I am quite pleased with the buzz the idea received, and I hope you are not disappointed. As always, I’m sure Matt has something to say…Matt?
Matt says:
Well, I shall make it a point to say nothing interesting! Ha ha! I will, however, apologize for taking so long with my contributions to this story. Sorry, folks. Have a nice day.
Oh… One last thing. Remember, the polls close on the fourth of May, so get voting!
Matt says:
Well, I shall make it a point to say nothing interesting! Ha ha! I will, however, apologize for taking so long with my contributions to this story. Sorry, folks. Have a nice day.
Oh… One last thing. Remember, the polls close on the fourth of May, so get voting!
2014 Restoration Notes
The "polls" presented above are obviously not active polls, and are simply an image file graphically recreating what they would have looked like on this story's page on the original Boy Scouts ½ website.
Poll #1a had seven choices, one for each member of the "Lab Rats" team. Poll #1b had three choices, one for each team. Unfortunately, who the losers of each poll would have been is information that has been well lost to the passage of time.
Poll #1a had seven choices, one for each member of the "Lab Rats" team. Poll #1b had three choices, one for each team. Unfortunately, who the losers of each poll would have been is information that has been well lost to the passage of time.
©2001 by Jason Bertovich and Matthew Atanian
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