...a voice called out, “Hey, am I late for all of the fun?”
It was Mike. Beside him stood a well-dressed woman with fluffy blonde hair, her deep brown eyes framed by a pair of Aviator-style glasses.
The woman took a breath, paused, and then shouted at the top of her lungs, “I LIKE SQUIRRELS!!!”
There was a great rustling from within the surrounding forest. The running of thousands of tiny little feet. The twitching of thousands of cute little noses. The swishing of thousands of fluffy little tails. The rustling came to a sudden stop, and the terrorists and defenders alike gasped in shock, as they became aware of thousands of unblinking, beady little eyes staring at them.
One edge of the woman’s mouth curled upwards in the slightest of smiles.
“GET ‘EM, BOYS!” she commanded.
Martha was kind enough to answer my request concerning if she might wish to write a side story for us. And thus, I present to you To Conquer the World: The Cabin in the Woods – A Quest for Money and Power. Please enjoy it!