The Epilogue is a bit of an odd story, since it deals with the "real life" Matthew Atanian, who at the time was still dating (and living with) Jessi Pysz, and this is reflected in the story. It leaves me with some awkward feelings in retrospect, since (a) things didn't necessarily end well with Jessi, and (b) I am with someone else now, and exceedingly happy with her. So it is odd to me to be presenting a "me" who might have been happy with someone else, even more odd then the cameo Nicole Colosimo had in Kenny's Laboratory. (After all, Nikki and I parted on more friendly turns... and also never were as serious as Jessi and I, having never even gotten as far as meeting in person!)
In the end, though, I can't change or omit the Epilogue. Yes, it is a bit uncomfortable to me now. But at the same time, it is a snapshot of the me who existed in 2006, who would be the me who was at the time that Boy Scouts ½ Year One was concluded. It is who I was, and without that I wouldn't be the me I am now.
(If you are curious, it is different with fictional Matt. Especially as the object of his affection is a purely fictional character! So Matt pining after Sarah doesn't bother me.)
Anyway, hope you enjoyed Boy Scouts ½! And remember, this is just the end of a segment of The Boy Scouts ½ Universe. The story will continue!